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So,
we’re standing across the street from Burger King, waiting for that
white hand to tell us we can cross the street. I look over at
Mark; he looks like he’s in pain.
"I gotta piss like a Russian fucking race horse."
We
couldn’t find any useable bathrooms in Johnny Rockets, or in the
Hollywood mini-mall Johnny set up shop in. We see the King,
figure, they have to have bathrooms, and off we run.
Mark
doesn’t look like he can hold out for long. Across the street,
through the King doors, towards the back, and bam – a coin-operated
door lock is staring us in the face. We all look at each other,
and dig in our pockets. No one has a quarter.
Mark: "Fuck!"
Just
in time, a kind African American man, steps in front of us and says,
"Watch this." He puts a quarter in the lock, opens it, steps
inside, and smiles as he holds the door open for us. Mark can’t
get inside fast enough. Later on, we get together with the same
man and agree that, next time we see locked bathrooms, we should simply
pee on the Burger King employees.
*Next segment
Rock out with ya cock out.
Weezer was endlessly entertained by this straw dispenser.
Happy ketchup, and good eats.
Outside Rockets, Wiizer decided to get down on the Walk of Fame.
Gas is fucking expensive out here! God damn.
Before heading out, we spent some time getting pics up and editing video. Break, hard at work.
A minature in-room clusterfuck. Looks like Wiizer is winning.
We end our day hiking up to a vantage point for the Hollywood sign.
And…I’m out. Stay tuned for more updates.
*Extended Edited by Joseph Noh*
Heading off to Hollywood, here’s Break as Han Solo.
Mark as Chewbacca.
Richie looks funny in this one.
The old woman who lived in a shoe now lives in a car because she had
all those illegitamate children and couldn’t afford the rent.
The Kodak Theatre, where Nintendo’s Press Event will be held.
After I took these pics, they asked for a tip, so I told them to use sun screen.
Eating at Johnny Rockets. The waitress was cute. Also, these girls
dressed as Supergirl and Snow White passes by the window, they were
cute too.
Richie would hit it.
Yes, these straws were awesome.
I don’t like ketchup usually. But this was fun to eat.
Mark looking awkward.
I told the scientologist that I heard that they eat babies. From that
point on he got real irritated of me. I kept asking him all these
questions but he all he would tell me to do was buy the book Dianetics.
An evangelist explaining to Break why he’ll be going to hell. As you
can see, Break really bought into it. Apparently this guy used to be in
the Cryps.
This is my favorite pic I took today. It was on the Hollywood Hills, these were alot of horse shits all over the trail.
Richie must’ve taken a whiff of the horse shit.
Break shooting footage.
I half stepped on this bug and it went into attack mode.
I don’t understand what this is all about. Break thinks it’s an add for The Omen. Maybe it’s an ad for Ann Coulter’s new book.
Richie was real excited about this car. I like hybrids and concept cars and cars that can fly.
Break liked this bumper sticker.
Small feet. Small penis.
See you tommorow.
