WTF Reservoir Dogs ???

WiizerFanboy · Post by **WiizerFanboy** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:44 pm

Oh... my... god. i know this game came out some time ago, but i never really payed attention to it. To be honest this was one of the games i was looking forward to. Mainly because you get to play out everything that happened during the bank robbery which was never revealed in the movie. After i read the awful reviews and saw HORRIBLE screenshots/videos... i am so dissapointed.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE MR. PINK TO YOU???

anyway, i have not played the game yet but from what i've seen and heard, this game looks horrible. It was so rushed that it looks like they made it using some E-Z Game maker, completed it in an hour, burned it onto a disk, and mass-produced it and sold it. Has anyone played this crap yet? because the only thing that interests me about it is that it shows all that happened between the intro of the movie and the car ride back to the rendezvous..

Mericks · Post by **Mericks** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:48 pm

Well, if you're interested in seeing how that time period goes, then I suggest you just find a place where you can rent it cheaply, play through that section, and return it. It can't be so bad that you can't do that at least, and if it is...damn...I mean DAAAAAAMN. Btw, EVERYTHING between those 2 pics is screwed up. Gun placement, the face, color, textures, lighting...god damn.

WiizerFanboy · Post by **WiizerFanboy** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:51 pm

Mericks wrote: EVERYTHING between those 2 pics is screwed up. Gun placement, the face, color, textures, lighting...god damn.

and his hair...

edit: and his eye color... They did this shit to everyone other than Mr. Blonde ( michael madsen ) he looks more like himself than anyone else if anything...

Mericks · Post by **Mericks** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:53 pm

Eh, for some reason I always count hair as part of the face, but you are right still, it is horribly, HORRIBLY mutilated. I almost feel sorry for the poor guy's mutilation.

WiizerFanboy · Post by **WiizerFanboy** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:13 pm

a little example at how much they fucked up the characters... Pop quiz... Ill give you one picture from the game, and pics from the movie. If you can tell me WHO THE FUCK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE, you win.

Could it be Mr. white?

or Mr. Blue?

i have some doubt in it being blue... but after seeing pink's character model... nothing can really surprise me now...

edit: well judging from the Ring Mr. white as well as that garbage of a character model has on the pinky, i guess that's who it's "supposed" to be... seriousley, have you ever seen more horrible character models than these?

Mericks · Post by **Mericks** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:20 pm

Were the developers drunk when they made these models?

WiizerFanboy · Post by **WiizerFanboy** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:24 pm

I dont know, but this is 2007 and this game would've probally gotten a 10 on gamespot had it been made 6 years ago

Mericks · Post by **Mericks** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:30 pm

lol

Nice one. Spot on. Spot on, good chap.

WiizerFanboy · Post by **WiizerFanboy** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:23 pm

GOD what a HUGE DISSAPOINTMENT! i'll probally Bitcomet this game just to try it out and then Destroy it >_>

Verence · Post by **Verence** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:38 pm

Watch out, Mericks'll kill you for illegal dowloading.

Mericks · Post by **Mericks** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:42 pm

If it's a game with such little effort put into it and is this shitty, then I'll let it slide. I really can't ask you to PAY to endure this kind of a torture.

WiizerFanboy · Post by **WiizerFanboy** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:58 am

I would never evar pay for it...