Some Twitter Members are Now in Max Payne 3

Those crazy old mugs at Rocksteady recently had a contest on Twitter, whereby eight lucky Twitter-people could have their likenesses scanned in as playable characters in “Max Payne 3.” The results are in, and now you can look at these avatars of people you don’t know to your heart’s content.

Here’s a list of the winners:

– Harald Fraenkel (@HaraldFraenkel) from Germany

– Radio DJ Dave Wheeler (@Wheelerj28) from Winnipeg, Canada
– Alexis “Lou” (@Alexisssx3) from Southern California
– Elvis (@ElvisMarques) from Brazil
– Artist Shohei (@hakuchitare) from Japan
– Hamish (@SilentHamish) from Australia
– Jaclyn (@jaclynejimenez) from NYC
– Nick (@TwisBeats) from London

It’s a clever idea, but if there’s no hope of me getting my face into the game, what do I care? The Kinect/EyeToy is right there, guys. Make it happen. I’m sure at least four or five of us won’t misuse this technology to affix testicles and wangs to our avatar’s neck. I mean, that’s what I would do, but come on. How could I not? My wang is right here, and the camera is right there, and people need to know. That I have a wang.

…I’m beginning to realize why no one has done this.