Yes, of course, the reporter in this vid couldn’t help but reference the Wii, despite Nintendo having jack-shit to do with this device…. so far as I know.

Some bar in the UK, not named in the newscast oddly enough, has added urine controlled video games in their mens’ rooms, allowing players to steer their characters left or right through obstacle courses via their pee. Once the main vein is fully drained, the game is over, and you’re left with a new high score. These urinals (or Yur-EYE-nals, as the reporter calls them, irrationally), bring new meaning to the term ‘water-sports’.

Check out the hot chicks in the screens on the game machines. Do you pee on them in one of the games? I can’t wait till these games get scatological sequels. I sense a new ‘Canyon Bomber’ coming on…

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Dustin Hall is a megalomaniac from the small town of Baldwin in Kansas, now wandering the deserts of Las Vegas in search of new victims. He was probably conceived at a Van Halen concert and raised on a diet of sci-fi and horror movies, fed to him from a disturbingly young age by his uncle. A gamer from a young age, Dustin grew up on a diet of Atari 2600 and NES. He worked for 10 years as the manager of a game shop, and has owned and played nearly every system known to man. Somehow, this all led to a career in writing and collecting unemployment checks. He is also a contributor for the film site BrutalAsHell.com, and is working with PMP Productions on making a few horror films of his own.

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