This little tidbit came out of GoNintendo today, who claim to have an inside source that gave them the scoop on Nintendo’s upcoming Wii successor, code named Project Cafe.

The authenticity of the document has been called into question, not only because of the tight security Nintendo tends to have on these things, but also the poor quality and pixels of the image.

However, its worth noting that GoNintendo did have a few  of these for some of Sony’s systems a while back, and they turned out to be authentic.

So, what do you think? Look plausible? It seems to be a combination of the prevailing Project Cafe rumors on the internet. Of course, how accurate any of those are is uncertain. If nothing else, its a fair estimate of what we may see next Tuesday…

Also missing: the 'surprise' x-factor add-on that Nintendo claims will blow our minds.

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Dustin Hall is a megalomaniac from the small town of Baldwin in Kansas, now wandering the deserts of Las Vegas in search of new victims. He was probably conceived at a Van Halen concert and raised on a diet of sci-fi and horror movies, fed to him from a disturbingly young age by his uncle. A gamer from a young age, Dustin grew up on a diet of Atari 2600 and NES. He worked for 10 years as the manager of a game shop, and has owned and played nearly every system known to man. Somehow, this all led to a career in writing and collecting unemployment checks. He is also a contributor for the film site BrutalAsHell.com, and is working with PMP Productions on making a few horror films of his own.

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  1. It feels fake to me. I think it’s that “Final Specifications” thing that’s just a shade too convenient. There’s no industry jargon here, no Nintendo catch phrases I wouldn’t understand. Everything is written like the audience is me.

  2. If those specs are legit, is it just me or do they not seem like that much of a boast over Nintendo’s current competition? How long would something like that last against other next-gen consoles?

    Considering the mysticism surrounding this new console release, I am certainly not sold on those numbers myself. Besides, the “for internal use only” makes it look fake as it’s not in all caps and is oddly placed (I know that sounds dumb, but if you work in an office long enough, you’ll notice silly things like that). Not only that, but the 250/320 GB hard drive smells of PS3, as well as other specs which are eerily similar.

    Additionally, has Nintendo ever released a console that has backwards compatibility going back two generations? It’s certainly plausible, but I would foresee Gamecube games being sold on an updated iteration of the Virtual Console instead. They still sell old ass games for 8 dollars and up, they could probably get away with selling GC games for at least $12-$15.

    Of course, we won’t know for sure ’til the seventh. I’m keeping my pants on ’til then. I am expecting a lot from Nintendo this time around as they’ve been dicking around technologically as of late. It’s like being given a ten-mile track to drive around with a tricycle.

    Make sure Dr. Noh doesn’t forget his Depends.

  3. Good points, fellas. Good points.

    Don’t worry, Don Jaime, we all pack extra depends at E3. You never know when those corndogs are going to come back to haunt you.

  4. I forgot to mention chips named “wolf” and “fox” don’t seem right either. Unless they’re just code names and not a mere flight-of-fancy by the fabricator’s love of Starfox, that doesn’t fit in with the seemingly random and Nintendo IP unrelated “Gekko” and “Broadway” processors for the Gamecube and Wii respectively.

    And go easy on the spicy mustard fellas!

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