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And now, allow me to introduce you to the most adorable ball of fur you’ve ever seen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We call her Leloo Dallas Richardson.  Yeah, from The Fifth Element, ’cause it’s a badass movie and a cool name.  Alison pulled a surpise act on me last night, and I instantly fell in love.  She’s already litter box trained, responds to her new name, and is absolutely fascinated by toilet paper rolls, laser pointers, TV screens and flying monkeys.

 

She’s even picked out her sleeping spot on her new stomping grounds, atop the Yoda blanket at the top of the couch I took off Q’s hands – payment for helping him move the rest of his shit across North Lawrence.

 

Thus, even though I’m sitting on the last mission in GTA4, I’ve taken time out to baby the new addition to the family.  Just one problem…she hasn’t pooped yet.  Ali’s motherly paranoia points to constipation, but we both figure it’s just because we’re talking about a two pound cat.  Really, your wireless 360 controller weighs more than her.

 

Anyway, there’s more Leloo media after the jump.  See you in the game.