Before going further, I will point you to Triad’s brand-spankin’ new Soul Calibur III review, for your enjoyment. BreakmanX.com cannot be held accountable for any positive effects that may result from reading said review.
Now then, on with the usual angry rantings. I present to you, my “Island” list, new and improved for 2006. OG’s will remember that I did this with BreakmanX.com v. 1.0, way, way back when. I felt it was time for a revision; it’s important to know if you’re on the list. Let me explain.
Here’s the scenario: I’m President of these United States. First executive order: Annex Cuba. It’s not that I have a problem with Cuba, or Cubans; the likes of Tony Montana are o’kee’day in my book. I just need the space.
Second executive order: Mass deportation. Using absolutely no scientific study or evidence, I’ve created a list of those I feel the American public, and humanity, would be better off without. Really, they’re just people that piss me off, but I’m sure some good would come of it. So, it’s simple: Those that are selected by the list are packed onto freighters, pointed at Cuba, put on cruise control, and forgotten about.
The lucky winners are…
1. Fred Phelps.2. Anyone who follows Fred Phelps.3. Anyone who drives Scion xB.4. Sorostitutes.5. Every girl that has ever worn those God damn ginormous sunglasses. Stop hiding your fucking face.6. People who drive below the speed limit in the passing lane.7. Joe Liberman.8. Jack Thompson.9. Mrs. "She’s not a CHRISTIAN" from Trading Spouses.10. Child molesters.11. Anyone who has ever said “cool beans”.12. Anyone who has forwarded one of those if-you’re-a-true-Christian-you-will-forward-this-to-10-people e-mails.13. Scientologists.14. Rapists.15. People that blast bad music from their cars.16. Jehovah’s Witnesses.17. People that put spinner hub caps on their cars.18. Anyone that says “Git ‘Er Done".19. Anyone in marketing or advertising – seriously, kill yourself.
It’s the most humane solution I could come up with. What’s that? Why not just shoot them all? I like the way you think, but the international community might get bent out of shape over that; on the scales I’m talking about, shooting them all might be considered ethnic cleansing.
