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Dear Reader, First off, apologies for the shoddy visual quality of these posts. Our Wordpress image processing is a little…
It’s coming. And it’s sooner than you think. No, I’m not talking about premature ejaculation. Get your mind out of…
Blizzard has a new way to keep you coming back for more in the World of Warcraft. First,…
I work at a comic book store and help run weekly Magic the Gathering events. At a Friday Night Magic…
Sometimes, we fanboys have a lot of time on our hands. Maybe too much. Still, this was too cool to…
Dear Reader, I’m excited for “Gears of War 3” for many reasons, but the campaign is not one of…
I’d never before consulted a 4 year old for video game picks, but in our high-tech age this…
Dear Reader, The title pretty much says it.
It is a dark time for Star Wars. Games like Clone Wars: Republic Heroes and The Force Unleashed II have…
Dear Reader, This past week, Bungie said good-bye to “Halo” forever, and got to work on their new, maddeningly…
Hold up, we’re going to stop sucking Steam’s dick for just a sec, so we can bring you some other…
So unless you’ve been living under a rock the past 10 days (and I know some of you…
Dear Reader, I don’t know why, but one of my favorite past-times is looking at cover art, and reviewing…
I’m going to just jump right into this with full disclosure: I didn’t care for F.E.A.R. 3. There’s…
On July 5th (I guess they had to wait an extra day for all of us to sober…
Dear Reader, Criterion and EA have just announced the next entry in the “Burnout” franchise, an XBLA/PSN title called…
Nintendo’s non-announcement of the release of Xenoblade, The Last Story and Pandora’s Tower is a disappointment for sure, but not…
Dear Reader, So, “Duke Nukem Forever” came and went, and the reaction was pretty harsh. And if you take…
Dear Reader, Remember those pesky wives of Electronic Arts employees who were rude enough to insist on seeing…
Dear Reader, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Moral Kombat www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show…
First off, happy 4th of July to all of our readers out there (except, I suppose, for the British. Go…
We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live…
Dear Reader, Sad news today. Black Rock Studios, the geniuses behind “Pure” and “Split/Second,” was closed by Disney. This…
Last year, Steam managed to suck so much money out of my wallet with their “Perils of Summer”…
Dear Reader, It has recently come out that “Battlefield 3” will only run at 30 fps on the…
Dear Reader, So if you’re playing “F.3.A.R.” right now…well, actually, you’re probably about to die, because you’re reading this…
Dearest Ladies and Germs, I confess this is less an article than a whole-hearted plug for you to get excited…
Hey! Its Maul! I’m drunk and should probably be in bed, but I’m here, casting aside all journalistic integrity to…
Dear Reader, It is official: I’m not buying a Wii U. Before E3 I was sold, after the announcement…