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Stealing topic from the X-Box fourm. There are so many good movies out there with Funny, Romantic, Serious... etc quotes that they deserve their own fourm. I am going to include one due to time contraints, but I will edit when I get back and add more.

"I have to call in detectives. See, they're over there detecting shit!"

- Chief Howard (Joey Pants), "Bad Boys 2"

Also Bad Boys 2:

Marcus: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus: Good. Keep it that way. I don't want no fucking going on tonight.
Mike: You ever make love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike: You want to?
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Capt. Howard: I can't believe you guys! What do you just get up in the morning, call each other up, "Hello Marcus!" "Hello Mike!" "How you doin'?" "Aiight!" "So how are we going to fuck up the captain's life today?" "Oh, I don't know." "Ooh, look! Let's kill three fat people and leave them lying on the street!"
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Marcus: on seeing a rat] Oh shit! They ain't normal rats!
Mike: What he means is that these are a special breed.
Roberto: What the name of this special breed?
Marcus: Big motherfuckers...

Some funny sh!t

Its about European Socialism. I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a damn if they're socialists? They could be facist anarchists for all I care. One shouldn't believe in an ism. I quote John Lennon: I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

You have to love Ferris Bueller ^^^

"...but, these go to 11..."

i don't konw if thats my favorite but i love it.

"Yippie Ki Yay, motherfucker" - Die Hard (classic)

"Shit."

Neo while running round in The Train Station.

I'll probably think of more later.

Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell Machine Gun Kelly had what we like to call in the prison system, a bitch. And one day in a jealous rage Kelly took a makeshift knife, or shiv... and cut out the bitches eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, he and the other inmates took turns the next day.. pissing... into the bitches... occular cavaties...

This way to the cafeteria!

-Vicky (Phil Hartman) So, I Married an Axe Murderer

"Yo, She-Bitch!"-Ash--Army of Darkness

"Come get some."-Ash--Evil Dead 2

"Groovy."-Ash--Evil Dead 2

-Jack

Ohhhh boy! Here I gooooooo...

"This is my BOOM-stick!" ~Army of Darkness

"You're bantha fodder!" ~Jabba the Hut, Return of the Jedi

"I killed you, Mr. Anderson, I watched you die...with a certain amount of satisfaction, might I add..." ~Agent Smith, The Matrix Reloaded

"Why sir, do you not know that for a mere $.25 more, you can purchase a large beverage? And you know, I'm only telling you that because we're such good friends. Medium is for suckers who don't understand the concept of value." ~Ghostworld

"Damn whichever mongrel invented the word parley!"
"...That would be the French." ~Pirates of the Caribbean

"How can we expect the children to learn how to read, if they can't even fit inside the building?"

"Merman, father... *cough cough* Merman!"

"They're... breakfight dancing." ~Zoolander

"Why? Because God hates me, that's why... So I called him a cock-sucking asshole, and I get grounded." ~South Park: The Movie

"We're kind of like a 7-11 - we're not always doing business, but we're allllways busy."

"Oh geez, I forgot about the one... nine! Nine?"
"While Greeley's out getting coffee, anyone else want anything?"
"Shit."

"I can't believe that just fucking happened!"
"Is it dead?"

"How the fuck did you two fuckers fucking...fuck?!"
"Well, it certainly shows the diversity of the word." ~The Boondock Saints

"You can't use that - it's slander!"
"It is not slander! That's outrageous and that's absurd! Slander is spoken. When it's written it's libel." ~Spiderman

"OH NO"
"OH NO"
"OH NO"
"OH YEAH!!!!!!!!"

---(in order) Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin and Kool Aid Man from Family Guy

"No, I am your father."
-Darth Vader from Star Wars: The Empire Strike Back

"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. No, conditioner is better. I make the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool? Really! Umph Umph Umph. Stop looking at me swan."
-Billy Madison from Billy Madison

"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Dante from Clerks

"You are not your fucking khakis."
Tyler Durden from Fight Club

"You broke my heart."
Michael Corleone from The Godfather Part II

"No ticket."
-Indiana Jones from Indiana Jone and the Last Crusade

"Dave? Dave?"
-HAL 9000 from 2001 A Space Odyssey

"I was cured."
-Alex from A Clockwork Orange

I know there's a ton more, but I have crappy memory.

"We three kings are stealing the gold"

"The Price is wrong, BITCH!"
Adam Sandler "happy Gilmore"

"We've got BUSH!!!!"
Dudley from Revenge of the Nerds 1 and 2

I thought of more!

"What exactly are you a Professor of?"
"...Art."

"Have you ever tried... not being a mutant?" ~X-Men 2

"You guys actually go out in these things?"
"What would you prefer - yellow spandex?" ~X-men