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This is so me. And illustrates a pet peeve of mine perfectly.

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oooo harsh, yeah i don't really like gaming girls...
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Im not sure who Deus Ex was made for then? Being a male, I played it and didnt enjoy it, so it wasn't ment for guys, then the comic tells me it isn't for girls either.. I guess nobody could enjoy Deus Ex.. LOL, DX2 sucked - now I'll go cry because I so wanted it to be good.
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If you can't give a reason why the game sucked then your opinion doesn't count. :wink:
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My girlfriend and I are playing Capcom vs. SNK2 the other night and after one of our matches she stops, turns, looks at me and says....

"I love video games."

It was the hottest thing a girl has ever said to me.
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Post by Juan The Pirate »

HAH!

I just got the joke, becuase I never went to the right comic when I clicked on the link. Then after some perusing I have found out why everythings so funny! DAR!

Hey, I am not a hater of female gamers, it's actually a breather to talk to some of them. I am a hater of the giggly girls who are out buying games for their boyfriends who are "Like" and "Uhh that game" and then giggle as they say all this. Sure they are hot and great eye-candy, but then you remember the only reason they are looking at the games is cause their football player boyfriend (Who are always twice your size no matter how big you are) wants BMX XXX and DOA:Volleyball.
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i try and wow girls with my knowledge of video game trivia i learned from the show...thx for nothing break

and hey doa:beach volley ball is a quality game for children of all ages, I believe instead of using the mature label to discourage kids away from it we should expose it to them early, therefore later on when they learn about how cg'd breasts are'nt as great as real one it wont come as much of a shock, unfortunatly i learned this the hard way :cry:
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CG is great in the "looks" department, now they need to start working on the "feel" part. :wink:

"Smell" would be nice too. :wink:
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Realm wrote:now they need to start working on the "feel" part. :wink:
Word to that, but we're gonna need some kind of new interactive device to do that. I don't think those Logitech iFeel mice are gonna be accurate enough.
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Evilmagicpirate wrote:Im not sure who Deus Ex was made for then? Being a male, I played it and didnt enjoy it, so it wasn't ment for guys, then the comic tells me it isn't for girls either..
and who made you the barometer of all things male?? :)
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the fuzzy panda wrote:... therefore later on when they learn about how cg'd breasts are'nt???? as great as real one it wont come as much of a shock...
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Post by Silviar »

Wow...what if we had rality gaming whereupon everything could be seen and felt? Ahh yes, I can see it now...
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So basically, the Matrix! "Tank, load the Jumpman program." :D

the new slogan- "Don't just play Mario, BE Mario!"
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Yes, and can you imagine fighting games? I think Soul Calibur fans would dwindle rapidly...
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