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mine are fairly recent, one being Daxter from Jak 2:
"It's no petting zoo out there, PEEPS be gettin' deep sixed."

my absolute favs, however, are from Splinter Cell. Lambert was the man....

speaking of the shadow meter during the training level.
"if its too far to the right, you're lit up like a Dutch brothel"
and
"we need this to go smooth as butter."

"I won't."-Master Chief--Halo 2 E3 2003 demo

I have others, but I'm tired...I'll post them later...

-Jack

i can't remember all of what he said, but i love hearing bruce cambell in the siderman game. it made training mode fun! that man can do no wrong.

"You wouldn't mind if I leave my socks on...?"

"Please kill me." - the retrieved droid, KOTOR

"What's the most important thing in life? To be free of obligations! Otherwise you lose the ability to gamble..."
- Setzer
"I am a TREASURE HUNTER, not a thief!" ~Locke

All time #1:

"Don't have time to play with myself" - Duke Nukem decides not to play a video/pinball game starring Duke himself.

Another great Dukism:

"Damm, I'm looking good" - Duke Nukem takes a look into a mirror.

From the game Blowout....

Caine: "I'll jump right on it, Red,like Prom Night!"
Red: "That's too much info, Caine!"

Unfortunatly I can't remember the exact quote.. its from Metal Gear Solid 2, where the Military dude is speaking to Raiden via the intercom thingy..

"Calm down Raiden, its only a game."

And also from Sand of Time, once again I can't remember the exact Quote.. but the prince is mumbling to himself about Farah about how she always has it so easy just slipping through the cracks etc.. and he has to do all this acrobatic stuff and then she has the nerve to order him around and stuff.. It was comedy gold.

Simpsons Hit 'n' Run: How can you expect this game not to be full of great quotes...

Marge: Sensible Shoe to the Pedal to the Metal!

Apu: Look out! Hindu - comin' thru!

The Getaway - "Where's my son, you fat bastard?!"

I thought this quote was pretty cool. Like you, Evilmagicpirate, I too like the quotes from MGS2. From the captain around the same place you got yours from, when he says, "I have scissors" or some shit like that, it was pretty funny.

Metal Gear Solid 2- The colonel-

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!.

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days...
What were you in your former life?

An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves.

lol

many more

"..." ~Gordan Freeman, Half-life

"All your Base are belong to us!"
"Somebody set us up the bomb!"

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAIIII... yuh." ~Yoshi, Baldur's Gate 2

"People are ignorant. They'll feel better as long as someone is punished."---Rufus, FFVII

"Everyone feels sick the first time they kill someone... but killing is one of those things that gets easier the more you do it."
--Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid

"Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle."
--Toad, Super Mario Bros.

"...You were created to serve me!"
"Maybe so, but I still don't like you."
--Sigma and Zero, Mega Man X 2

Hilarity.

"In a nightmare, every decision you make is wrong"

-Max Payne, "Max Payne 2"

Ocarina of Time: Second-to-last fight with Ganon.

Stephen: " Oh great, now when you get back up there Ganon's gonna mess you up. Ganon's a spawn-camper man!"

Yeah I know it's not from the game but it was quite hilarious when he said it. See Kyle had just fallen down the pit because he's a n00b, and was climbing back up to the top.[/i]