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True Story

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:48 pm
by maul42
What have I been doing during our break from the show? I hold in my hand a subpoena to appear before the District Court of Douglas County in case number 07 CR 704 as a witness for the defense. My role? Game expert.

I was supposed to go testify for the defense that the games stolen by the defendant, who admitted his guilt in the part of the theft, were not worth the $49.99 each that the prosecution claimed, a claim that would raise the stakes from Petty to Grand theft. The titles in question? I series of old sports games.

I'm informed today that the Defense doesn't need me now. Once the prosecution got word that the D had a 'game expert' to testify, they went ahead and reduced the charges.

Breakmanx.com... we know our shit, as recognized by the law of the land. We gots clout.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:28 pm
by QuickLikeAWalrus
lol...

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:42 pm
by Richie
Wonder how the "D" got a hold of your name...?

But anyway, that's fucking pimp. :D

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:54 am
by BreakmanX
Yeah, that is really cool.

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:03 pm
by maul42
D got my name because they shop in my store. :P

One day he comes in toting a brief case and asked if I could price games accurately by title alone, and then explain their devaluation over time.

Small-time defense attorney has got to be a pretty entertaining job, you just gotta pull shit out of your ass all the time...like MacGyver, only on paper.

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:30 pm
by Stormeagle
Nice.. Go Maul.
P.S BreakmanX dose know r Shit!!!