Xbox 360
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:20 pm
Because the cook is JUST too unreliable...
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:37 am
That and the damn kitchen keeps catching on fire.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:48 pm
Is this the best you guys can come up with? 
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:57 pm
No, but I try not to be too much of an asshole.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:00 pm
It's not being an asshole if it's the truth. 
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:42 pm
Oh, it can be, and Break is the best at it.Wiizerfanboy wrote:It's not being an asshole if it's the truth.
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:50 am
Oh, you guys want the truth? I think this is accurate:
The Xbox 360 is a piece of shit gaming system that runs worse than a quadriplegiac, has a higher death rate than a may fly, and gets hotter than a blowtorch powered by the sun. If the system crashed anymore, no one would even own a 360 anymore, they'd just be constantly sending units in and waiting 6 months due to the massive income of other 360 units. Tis true that the 360 is an abomonation of a console and Microsoft should've actually built it rather than grabbing a bunch of parts, wrapping them together with scotch tape, and then putting a metal case around them. Honestly, the only thing that keeps this system alive is the fact that it does actually have a rather impressive library of games, but even that's wearing thin since a lot of the decent games push the 360 too much and cause it to crash more frequently than the shitty games.
Does that about sum up the 360 situation in an honest, non-asshole tone? Or is that an asshole tone? I don't even know the difference anymore.
The Xbox 360 is a piece of shit gaming system that runs worse than a quadriplegiac, has a higher death rate than a may fly, and gets hotter than a blowtorch powered by the sun. If the system crashed anymore, no one would even own a 360 anymore, they'd just be constantly sending units in and waiting 6 months due to the massive income of other 360 units. Tis true that the 360 is an abomonation of a console and Microsoft should've actually built it rather than grabbing a bunch of parts, wrapping them together with scotch tape, and then putting a metal case around them. Honestly, the only thing that keeps this system alive is the fact that it does actually have a rather impressive library of games, but even that's wearing thin since a lot of the decent games push the 360 too much and cause it to crash more frequently than the shitty games.
Does that about sum up the 360 situation in an honest, non-asshole tone? Or is that an asshole tone? I don't even know the difference anymore.
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:18 am
Yeah, I try to save the asshole hat for the show. And actually, telling the truth can be the biggest asshole move in certain situations.Richie wrote:Oh, it can be, and Break is the best at it.Wiizerfanboy wrote:It's not being an asshole if it's the truth.
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:57 am
I miss the fuckin show... The laughter... The Karaoke... The Sims 2 Chartz... The lightning round... The random Weezer moments... the sidetracking to subjects such as penis/poo/balls/vagina... The " I will see you in the game "... The call-ins... The " COMBOOOOOOOOOOO"... The after-show DJing... The naughty-bits... The "Heeeeey Whats up"... 
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:32 pm
Aside from one or two slight exaggerations, I approve of your summary.Mericks wrote:Does that about sum up the 360 situation in an honest, non-asshole tone? Or is that an asshole tone? I don't even know the difference anymore.
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:34 am
I think it's decently accurate, except that I think it PLAYS the actual games just fine, despite the noise issue, but that has nothing to do with gameplay. It's piece of shit and I am a fucking whore for it.
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:03 am
Yeah...I figured I probably exaggerated something notably. Oh well. They can't all be winners.
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:23 am
Mericks said it the best.
Personally I love the games but I hate the system.
Usually I don't buy the extended warranty but after taking my sysytem back to Best buy a THIRD time, I was glad I bought it (the warranty) and not have to deal with "customer support".
But I love the 360 games
Personally I love the games but I hate the system.
Usually I don't buy the extended warranty but after taking my sysytem back to Best buy a THIRD time, I was glad I bought it (the warranty) and not have to deal with "customer support".
But I love the 360 games
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:58 pm
So this may come as a shock to some people, but I'm getting a 360 arcade bundle for X-mas. Also, you can all smoke my pole since it comes with that fancy new cooling system and the 65-nm process CPU and GPU so it runs a lot cooler. 
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:36 pm
I give it an hour before you start 'buying' games for it.