Jack Thompson Once Loved Wendy's, but Then She Changed...

[Mericks]

http://www.joystiq.com/2007/05/08/murde ... -thompson/

All right I located this through http://www.gonintendo.com (thank you, RMC) last night and laughed my ass off. I thought everyone deserved the same joy as me.

I'd summarize it for you, but...I'm sorry it's just too funny for that. Read it yourself. You'll thank me for it. I will tell you right now that it's some funny ass crap this time. Oh yeah, for the record, I'm a bit upset at posting this article, seeing as it minorly brings Thompson into the spotlight again, but eh...it's too fucking funny to pass up.

Anyway, if you haven't noticed, Jacky's kept his spotlight for several months now, saying a moronic statement monthly, all the way back to March (2 months, this being his 3rd in a row), and so yeah...He's not helping himself in the least.

Btw, if games lead to violent behavior, don't you think Thompson would have been assassinated already?

[Verence]

-Manhunt 2 is what Thompson calls a "murder simulator"
-Manhunt 2 will appear on the Wii (among other systems)
-Wendy's is promoting the Wii, therefore;
-Wendy's is promoting Manhunt 2, which promotes murder, and;
-Bacon is in the Wendy's burger
-Bacon is last name of actor Kevin Bacon (oops, forgot what we were doing here)

lawl