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Anyone who knows me can tell you that I love ATHF. I have all the DVDs and watch them quite a bit.

With that in mind you can take what I am about to tell you a little more seriously. ATHF The Movie is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. There have been movies I have disliked, but this is the only one I have ever seen where I felt I wasted my money. The show is good because it is well written, this is not. I'm not really sure how to relate to you just how bad this movie is, but I want to try to help you all avoiding the same mistake I did.

The movie starts out with a fake snack ad that talks about the fact that if you walk out they still have your money. This led to an actual serious debate on the way home over the possibility of them just making this to fuck over a bunch of geeks like me out of money.

I think that an hour and a half of Aqua Teen could work if the writing could be on par with the best episodes of the show, this was worse than the worst episodes. Im ranting now. Just don't watch the damn thing, it will tarnish your love for the show. This movie makes bored just thinking about watching the show.

BreakmanX wrote:Anyone who knows me can tell you that I love ATHF. I have all the DVDs and watch them quite a bit.

With that in mind you can take what I am about to tell you a little more seriously. ATHF The Movie is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life.

That shocks the hell out of me . I've always found the show to be quite amusing as well... sucks...

Wow...I thought the movie would actually be good since it seemed like they spent so much time working on it, especially when we had to go through that damn annoying and unbearable hiatus waiting for new episodes. The fact that this movie is THAT bad makes me...Damn, I dunno...I think I'm going to become emo just because of this fact.

EDIT: After hearing how much Break hates this though, and seeing how much we tend to have a similar opinion over certain topics (granted it's not TOO uncommon for us to be on opposite ends of a spectrum), if I see anyone pick this movie up off a store shelf I'm seriously going to yell "PUT IT BACK!" and shoot exploding cobs of corn out of my mouth at them.

Mericks wrote:Wow...I thought the movie would actually be good since it seemed like they spent so much time working on it, especially when we had to go through that damn annoying and unbearable hiatus waiting for new episodes. The fact that this movie is THAT bad makes me...Damn, I dunno...I think I'm going to become emo just because of this fact.

EDIT: After hearing how much Break hates this though, and seeing how much we tend to have a similar opinion over certain topics (granted it's not TOO uncommon for us to be on opposite ends of a spectrum), if I see anyone pick this movie up off a store shelf I'm seriously going to yell "PUT IT BACK!" and shoot exploding cobs of corn out of my mouth at them.

dude... you're weird

From what I've read, the movie had actually been completed for quite some time but had trouble getting anyone to distribute it. After seeing it, I can definitely understand why.

BreakmanX wrote:From what I've read, the movie had actually been completed for quite some time but had trouble getting anyone to distribute it. After seeing it, I can definitely understand why.

Ouch...I believe the movie was just owned.

guess this is one of those movies where you just go to have a good place to make out with your girlfriend.

( Has flashbacks of going to see Dawn of the Dead 2004 )

Wiizerfanboy wrote:guess this is one of those movies where you just go to have a good place to make out with your girlfriend.

( Has flashbacks of going to see Dawn of the Dead 2004 )

+ Going to movie to make out
+ Choosing a bad movie
+ Actually making out
- Actually making out with flesh-eating zombies in the background

Mericks wrote:

Wiizerfanboy wrote:guess this is one of those movies where you just go to have a good place to make out with your girlfriend.

( Has flashbacks of going to see Dawn of the Dead 2004 )

+ Going to movie to make out
+ Choosing a bad movie
+ Actually making out
- Actually making out with flesh-eating zombies in the background

actually it was around the middle when the guy was playing chess with the other guy and communicating via posterboard signs.