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Maynard James Keenan has found Jesus. I always knew he was a fake. So farewell to all of your toolheads cryptic cognitive rock.

I doubt a faith system will hinder his musical abilites. At best, the lyric themes might change.

If you read the later news posts on toolband.com, you find out that it was all a ruse.

Well played, but pwn3d

Yes, Break already gave that one away on last week's show. Sorry.

loosecannon wrote:Maynard James Keenan has found Jesus. I always knew he was a fake. So farewell to all of your toolheads cryptic cognitive rock.

Wow, Maynard pwnd loose! Tool's done a joke every April Fools. You should have gloated to me before being embarassed here. BTW, People who find Jesus are fake?

Maynard wrote:I was actually quite surprised people bought it. Especially considering most of the subject matter of my work. 'Judith,' for example. I guess when I said 'fuck your god,' I didn't mean the actual God. Just the god of sheep who lack a sense of humor.

I did think it was funny how people equate being a Christian to being a good human being. There've been just as many good and bad Christians as agnostice, atheists, or anything else.

Oh gee, you are right he "pw3ned" me personally.....right....In any event, I meant it is all an image when I say he is fake. My view, deal with it. I would put about 357 artist on the list before him.

loosecannon wrote:I would put about 357 artist on the list before him.

Like whom?

(And I don't mean to say Maynard = Numero Uno, just want to hear your top 356 )

loosecannon wrote:Oh gee, you are right he "pw3ned" me personally.....right....In any event, I meant it is all an image when I say he is fake. My view, deal with it. I would put about 357 artist on the list before him.

I would also like to see your list. He's not my numero uno in terms of musician either. My favorite lyricist yes, but I like a lot of musicians.