Rejected iPod Engravings

[john]

I recently bought an iPod, and was trying out some hacks for it. Then, I came across this, and it was funnier that crap.




As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons. Think all these messages would make it past Apple's screening process?

∑ Scratch your balls, not my metal.
∑ Now you have two little white pocket rockets.
∑ 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside*
∑ Rip, Mix, Burn Down RIAA Headquarters*
∑ Powder and razor blade not included.*
∑ I Don't Do Windows
∑ "One time at band camp..."
∑ WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
∑ 10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
∑ If only women's buttons were this easy to push.
∑ This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
∑ Once you go small and white...
∑ "With my iPod, I'm guilty of the crime of having too much iFun!!!
∑ I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
∑ My iPod can beat up your honor roll student
∑ Your mamma uses a walkman.
∑ 98% Liberace-free
∑ Size does matter
∑ Musically Disturbed
∑ Lick My Shiny Metal Ass*
∑ Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~wiredgargoyle
∑ Something Small and White Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.* ~wiredgargoyle
∑ Contents Under Pressure from the RIAA ~wiredgargoyle
∑ My other handheld is a PocketPC ~vostinar
∑ I play with myself.* ~leonardom
∑ CDs are for amish people! ~mustachioman
∑ Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman
∑ WARNING: Do not put any form of muppet sing along's inside! ~stefan1234
∑ Warning: May cause people to listen to music for hours ~stefan1234
∑ Steal this? Will self destruct when used.*

*Actually rejected by Apple