Funniest review I've read in awhile

Mothergoat · Post by **Mothergoat** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 11:50 pm

http://www.gamespy.com/reviews/march04/lifelineps2/

Okay, this review is about the new voice-activated only PS2 game Lifeline. Yeah, a survival horror game where you can only command via your voice. I am not a fan of Gamespy, but this review almost made me wet myself.

Jack Burton · Post by **Jack Burton** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:58 am

Breen!

-Jack

Jack Burton · Post by **Jack Burton** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:46 am

In all seriousness, that is a pretty funny review.

"Jump out of space station."
"Ok. Running."

or

"Reload."
*uses rare health item*
*shouts expletives*

That's really damn funny...I think I might try to see just how bad the game is now...

-Jack

RurouniQ · Post by **RurouniQ** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 10:45 am

Wow. I had high hopes for this game when I first heard about it. Too bad it sucks like a hungry whore.

Cable · Post by **Cable** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 11:17 am

wow.

Thank goodness the new Resident Evil isn't like that. Or any other game I'd like to play for that matter.
I have never encountered a game that would actually make me physicly violent, other than some old word based games.
This game would make me crazy.

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