Favorite Movie Quotes

[Deadman]

I spy-

Rachel-how about you and me go a 2 week stakeout?
Alex-really, a 2 week stakeout, with me..
Kelly Robinson- the answer is still no!
Alex- i know, i know.. i was just imagining
kelly- well, you takin' a long time to imagine.. you know what say NO.
Alex-no.
kelly-actually say Hell Nah!
Alex-....
kelly- Hell nah Biatch!

Kelly: Hey, what's this? It looks like a sock.
Alexander: It's a secret spy mask.
[Kelly puts it on]
Kelly: Hey man, this is a sock!

[Richie]

More...

"You suck, ya jackass!" - Happy Gilmore

"Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what again one more God damn time!" - Pulp Fiction

"This doesn’t seem physically possible!" - Jimmy from Red vs. Blue

[jayt11]

"You know those dangerous mutants you always see on TV? I'm the most dangerous one."

".....adventure....excitement...a Jedi craves not these things" -Silent Bob(Mallrats)

[phylof]

"What have you done Tyrone?"
"I didn't see it there"
"Its a two ton truck, Tyrone."
"It was a funny angle"
"When you reverse, things come from behind you"

[Silviar]

"Excuse me sir - seeing that the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Because if it leaks into the VC, we'd all have to go MIA, then we'd all be put on KP." ~Good Morning Vietnam

[kitsune]

"you're a street fighter, you help people."

i can't remember if that is the right line, i haven't seen street figther in forever, and i really don't want to bother to rent it to double check.

[Deadman]

"Don't think, feel. It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory." - Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon (1974)

it is in my sig now.

[the fuzzy panda]

half baked
"im somebodys bitch"

"now thats a titty"

the mexican

"EL CAMINOO"

kill bill
"now if any of u fuckers got anything else to say nows the fucking time"

[jayt11]

Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Gunner: Easy... you just don't lead 'em so much."


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Private Joker: I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.


Private Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Private Cowboy: Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam - the Movie!"
Private Eightball: Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse!
Donlon: T.H.E. Rock can be a rock!
T.H.E. Rock: I'll be Ann-Margret!
Doc Jay: Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo!
Crazy Earl: I'll be General Custer!
Private Rafterman: Well, who'll be the Indians?
Animal Mother: Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians!

Full Metal Jacket

[Silviar]

"I think we've all reached a very special place...emotionally, acumenically... grammatically." ~Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

[Realm]

"Now, meet the twins, this is BUGEELEEURP! and Bob." -Men in Black

"We're about to rob a bank and you're going to get us pinched for stealing hats!?" -

"KISS MY ASS!" - Trapped in Paradise

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment to express your true feelings to her....... that was it." - Pirates of the Carribean

[rogue]

"what the fuck do you need rope for?"
"i don't know, action heros always need rope"
"this isn't a bloody action movie" - boondock saints

"tell me the fucking cats name, if you don't i swear i'll shoot myself if you don't!!!" -boondock saints (i'm christian but that movie rocks)

and the remark that will be always there and haunt us forever....
"i'll be back"-any fucking terminator movie.



this one was just kinda sucky
"don't worry lois,we're only human"-robocop 2

Rogue