Xbox bites the bullet!!!

Web_22 · Post by **Web_22** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 3:56 pm

Here's a nice little story.......to read.

The Baltimore Sun reports that 34-year old Robert Preston Kersey had grown enraged by his roommates constantly playing their Xbox at high volume. According to the police report, Kersey emerged from his bedroom at 2 a.m. brandishing an automatic pistol. Rather than shoot his roommates, Kersey took aim at the offending Xbox and fired a single shot at the console. While the bullet's impact disabled the Xbox, its thick plastic casing deflected the 9mm round, which ricocheted away harmlessly.

Other than the Xbox, no injuries resulted from the incident. Kersey was later booked on two counts of reckless endangerment and one count of destruction of property.

Man, that must have just been building up. One night, he's laying there and he's probably like "I'm going to shoot that f'n machine!!!" Sure he probably second guessed a few times, until that final time where he just went thru with it, pulled out his gun, and blew that xbox away. I figured the xbox was already bulletproof. Dang, how would you react to your roommate coming out and blasting your xbox while in the middle of a serious game of Azurik, I mean, Crimson Skies or ESPN Football. How do you react to something like that? You can't get mad at him, the guys enraged, and holding a freaking gun!!!!

the fuzzy panda · Post by **the fuzzy panda** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:47 pm

better the box than me, and did they not have a third controller i mean u cant hate it if you play it, he was probably a morman

RurouniQ · Post by **RurouniQ** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:12 pm

Wow. Now I know what to do if someone breaks in to my apartment with a gun; use the Xbox as a shield.

kitsune · Post by **kitsune** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:49 pm

so it can blow up in your face? that doesn't sound good, i'd use my old comp, its a tank

Post by **BreakmanX** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 5:27 pm

"its thick plastic casing deflected the 9mm round, which ricocheted away harmlessly."

I'd stick with the Xbox.

the fuzzy panda · Post by **the fuzzy panda** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 6:06 pm

so if it deflected the bullet then why did it make the xbox "disabled"?

Post by **BreakmanX** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 12:08 am

From what I heard, it just skipped the CD. So, it just had to be reset.

jayt11 · Post by **jayt11** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 7:46 am

what they forgot to mention was that the assailant had bought the PS2 version of Splinter Cell, then when he saw his friend's Xbox version, he went postal

SniperTillDeath · Post by **SniperTillDeath** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:59 pm

Thats a weird thing to happen..
kinda weird that he couldnt stand an xbox game going but i can stand my retarded 21 year old brother playing little mermaid ? weird

Silviar · Post by **Silviar** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 9:46 pm

Your 21 year old brother plays Little Mermaid?

That's so WYF.

OmegaPaiN · Post by **OmegaPaiN** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:25 am

Keyword -
"Retarded"

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:59 am

That is a hell of a shell. That guys roomate must have been psycho, or hadnt slept in a while.

HaveN · Post by **HaveN** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:27 pm

funny as hell. The funniest part is that before the XBOX came out, all the BS stuff they said it could do and stuff we always joked that it would be bulletproff and turn into a robot.......one of those is true.....time to start looking for the robot button on my xbox.

Post by **BreakmanX** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:30 pm

Your's isn't a robot yet?

RurouniQ · Post by **RurouniQ** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:19 pm

Yeah, mine's a robot, and it's my own personal slave. Unless I put the Ninja Gaiden disc in. Then it 0wnz me.
Jack's is a robot, and he makes sweet sweet love to it every night.

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Xbox bites the bullet!!!

Xbox bites the bullet!!!

wow

Damn