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That's right, I'm back from my... uh... really long time... hiatus. Being away. Not posting here. Ever. ANYWAY, now that I have returned, we shall all feast of flood bone and metroid juice! We shall drink merrily around the poorly-rendered fire as I regale tales of my journeys and happening across ...

Jesus Christ this is old.

I gave it up to work on the Cardboard Tube Samurai game. That went well for a little while but the artists eventually faded away leaving me with nothing to work with. So now I'm about to release a low-graphics, web-based MMORPG. It's in beta testing right now.

Richie wrote:

Realm wrote:Oddly enough, if you had just typed "greater" or "better" you could have saved yourself that whole second sentence.

True, but it's a Family Guy reference, so it's worth the effort.

Yay! Winner!

I work at Game Crazy, which is >

Yeah, I used the > symbol instead of typing out the word 'greater', so what, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

I prefer the Penny Arcade boards myself.

The whole flaming thing can get old. Moron.

I don't know if this was made clear so I'll bring up some of the finer points of the DS: 1. It has internet play. You don't need to wait for N5, DS has it now. 802.11b. Your wireless router at home, or a hotspot like in a coffee shop or something, will allow you to play DS games online. 2. I don't ...

Nintendo DS

Good deal, this game sounds fun.

Too bad I lack the monies, and all my friends want to play Fucking-FuckXI anyway.

http://www.neskimos.com

http://www.metroidmetal.com

For the more adventurous...

http://www.rock-out.net/backup/ <-- shitload of links

Also: fuck joysticks, you should never have to buy an extra control peripheral to play a game, unless it's something crazy like DDR. They could've made it work really well with the mouse and keyboard, they just... didn't somehow. It's not intuitive, at all. No one ever said you had to have a ...

To whoever said Battlefield: 1942 is brilliant: I'd like to know that I conceptualized this game when I was in middle school. It's the simplest concept in the world, there just hasn't been the technology to do it until recently. I for one don't think that this concept can be made to work as a truly ...

Also, I am extremely critical of games, games are never as bad as I say they are. I make it a point to concentrate on the flaws/weaknesses, and strengths, of any game I play, since I write games myself. It's like how a writer would read a novel with a more critical eye than someone who is reading ...

I thought it was cool until I realized that most of my time playing the game was spent trying to get to the action instead of actually killing people, and the coolness of having vehicles and planes was destroyed by the horrible controls. Infantry combat sucks hard, the accuracy on every gun except ...

dherb wrote:Wow, it is about time.. and BF1942 for XBOX, nice. Although the controls are going to be hard to get used to!

Great, now I can play a boring, overrated game with shittier graphics with shittier controls!!! And mic support!!