Sup gamers,
We’re deeply saddened to report that Rockstar’s opus, Max Payne 3, will not see the light of day in March. Unfortunately, you’ll be popping pain killers, bullet-timing and John Woo-diving at least two months later in either late May/early June.
You may think we’re being silly (you shut your mouth, whoever thinks that) but considering Payne 3 was originally scheduled for released in late 2009. Every screenshot that’s dripfed to us is like being in a Saw torture chamber, but without all the dismemberment and stupid plot holes. And if you’re a die-hard fan of the hard-boiled series like me, you’ve been waiting for a sequel since late 2003. That was like several girlfriends and apartments ago!
Relive the excellent trailer and share a joygasm with us!
Peace out.
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I love MP but I dunno. Waiting to be impressed.