The Show…is a no-go.

Sad?  Yeah, so are we.  We dislike canceling more than you do, trust me.  But there are forces in this existence beyond control.  Like the forces that are causing Break enough abdominal pain to make a week at Bible School sound like a vacation.  “Haaaaay, what’s up?  This is BreakmanX…” would sound less like an intro, and more like a death rattle.
 
So yeah, you have tonight to yourselves.  Stay out of trouble, you crazy kids.